Wheezywaiter's infamous cloning machine is now for sale!

Hi Beardlovers! Original Craig, wait no, WheezyWaiter... wait, just normal Craig here. Due to recent circumstances I have decided to sell my cloning machine and attempt to do all of my chores by myself. For a small sum of 3.2 billion dollars you can have the best cloning machine in the world fit for making copies of yourself to do your work and bidding. Feel free to show it to the governement. When they ask you where they got it, tell them simply that WheezyWaiter gave it to you and everything will be fine. MUAHAHAHAhahem... so yes, buy this cloning machine.

Disclaimer: I am definitely not revenge clone. Activating this advanced machinery will NOT in ANY WAY enact my master plan to destroy origninal Craig and take over the world.