Dogs are My Favorite


Puppies

"Puppies are dog babies. Puppies are far from perfect. Puppies pee everywhere. Puppies poop places. And yet, I love them, because when I look into their lil' puppy eyes, my heart melts and I am suddenly unable to can." Fin. That was a short poem transcribed by the late great author Phillip De'bois. Phillip, God rest his soul, was crushed by the weight of the ground as he tunneled under the doc kennel which refused to sell him another puppy. As for the poem itself, it displays various alliterations and repeats the word puppies multiple times. From this we can gather that dogs are clearly the best animal and therefore my favorite.


If Dragons were real they would be my favorite

((don't tell my dog))

Dear reader, this is between you and me I love dogs. Dogs are my favorite animal because they are loyal and loving, and you already know how I feel about puppies. But if I am to be perfectly honest; if dragons were real, they would be my favorite. Nice Dragons of course, not mean ones. I mean, I wouldn't want a pet that would, eat me, per say or like burn my village alive, but like a nice, friendly dragon. Dragons are just so cool! they can fly and take you places and breath fire and are extemely awesome. They're the dogs of the air... except they're more like the lizards of the air... but, as you know, lizards freak me out.